1.) Yo mama is so hairry when you came out you got a ruge bron.
2.) Yo mama is so hairry when she walk by someone there like oh my god it's chewbacca.
3.) Yo mama is so yellow when she walk by someone there like oh my god the sun it's geting closer.
4.) Yo mama is so fat when she put on a black shirt everyone thought it was night time.
5.) Yo mama is so brown when she called for a taxi the driver is like oh my god there's crap in my car .
6.) Yo mama is so ugly that when she walk out side she got arested for leitering.
7.) Yo mama is so stuipid she brought a spuon to the super bowl.
8.) Yo mama is so fat when she was wearing a rian coat in New York people started saing taxi taxi.
